You are a FOOL who doesn't believe in his own justice or Michael Wilson's BURNING SPIRIT AMERICAN JUSTICE HEART, so I'll make you like perforated cheese, partner! You'll never make it on Broadway, since the gentleman in me goes off the clock at 5:00 P.M., and since you're roast chicken on Mardi Gras in New York or something!
Ahh, nothing like a nice cup of Darjeeling tea- and watching you get your clock cleaned, since I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THESE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Have a nice day, err, OR NOT! Mwahahahahahahaha! ... Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye! 

Anyways, hi! I'm Altranet. If you see me anywhere around here, I cannot guarantee the end of all randomness. Jelly Beans. Such as that.